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Old Feb 02, 2006, 08:30 PM // 20:30   #41
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Thats the best flash movie I've ever seen period. If anyone knows of a better flash movie please post a link since up until now I thought allf lash movies were crap.
heh heh, there you go:
http://thefriendsociety.com/anim.php...ne&w=550&h=400
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Old Feb 02, 2006, 09:09 PM // 21:09   #42
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Simply: Chuck is the white Jackie Chan. He now sells Blow-Flex *COUGH* I mean Bow-Flexmachines, and was concidered a god because he never died in his films and ALWAYS managed to give somebody a roundhouse kick. We make fun of him 'cause it's easy and fun.
correct me if im wrong but didnt bruce lee kill him in that one movie?
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 12:18 AM // 00:18   #43
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Lol, heres another funny chuck video from snl http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Li...o/norris.shtml

Also, wikipedia gives hint to how the chuck craze got started
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 12:20 AM // 00:20   #44
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correct me if im wrong but didnt bruce lee kill him in that one movie?
He was acting then
Doesn't count.
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 12:27 AM // 00:27   #45
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He was acting then
Doesn't count.
Exactly. And do you all really want to know why Bruce Lee died? I can assure you it wasn't an allergic reaction to a pain killer like some people say. Chuck Norris was just pissed about the part he had in Return of the Dragon and took it out on Bruce.
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Old Feb 03, 2006, 12:38 AM // 00:38   #46
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Chuck norris is a half man half ape hairy cowboy abomination. Bruce Lee is a walking weapon (or was) who do you think would win?
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Old Feb 05, 2006, 12:52 AM // 00:52   #47
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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this is funny
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Old Feb 05, 2006, 03:42 AM // 03:42   #48
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chuck norris knows no mercy
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Old Feb 05, 2006, 06:12 AM // 06:12   #49
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yah, it seems to be a fun fad but I think it's like 15-20 years too late.

on a side note Missing In Action I and Lone Wolf McQuade are where you want to start off if you want to get into his films.

And any actor that does a kids movie, well their career is pretty much done. Norris bucked the trend. But he is Chuck Norris hehe.
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Old Feb 05, 2006, 04:52 PM // 16:52   #50
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Chuck Norris loves sewing pillows.
And by sewing, I mean Kicking.
And by pillows, I mean Babies.

And this chuck norris thing in GW Was Waiiiiiiiiiii Before teh assassin, but I started talking about it way more than often during that Factions thingy..I made an Assassin named I r Chuck Norris, And started saying all the facts in Hero's Ascent International.
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Old Feb 12, 2006, 04:07 AM // 04:07   #51
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He hit a woman????
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Old Feb 12, 2006, 04:26 AM // 04:26   #52
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Chuck Norris fact generator
http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck

Mr.T
http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=mrt

Vin Diesel
http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin
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Old Feb 12, 2006, 04:35 AM // 04:35   #53
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fact generators>? How do you find this stuff?
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Old Feb 12, 2006, 04:46 AM // 04:46   #54
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ok i have to add one

when chuck norris falls in a river he deosn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris
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Old Feb 12, 2006, 06:39 AM // 06:39   #55
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i clicked on the vin diesel one and got this

Fact: The song 'Dragotea Din Tei,' made famous by Gary Brolsma in his Numa Numa Dance video, is a 500 year old Romanian hymn of praise to Vin Diesel's penis.
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 04:47 AM // 04:47   #56
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This chuck norris rage started out a few months back in certain wow servers. It then spread to annoying chain mail letters. Now its on gw.
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 07:45 AM // 07:45   #57
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You guys have to admit though, some of it is pretty funny. Even if for only a few cheap laughs about entirely ridiculous "facts."
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 08:01 AM // 08:01   #58
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so many people are making jokes about chuck norris in grotto ... i dont really get why , i think is movies are not that bad if you compare to some jean clode vandame , or others like him ... but i agree the name chuck norris is very funny .
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 08:22 AM // 08:22   #59
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What Chuck Norris thinks of Chuck Norris Facts
Nice plug, Chuck

I made one up during factions weekend... but no one ever got it.. except for me, I still laugh about it..

What professions would Chuck Norris be, if he were a Guild Wars toon?

Ass/Ranger
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Old Feb 13, 2006, 08:26 AM // 08:26   #60
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In perticular reason for all the Chuck Norris jokes lately, though? Even some of my non-Guild Wars friends have been making them. o.o
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